jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies
reasons to date me:
- i like showtunes
- i will belt showtunes in the car
- i will seduce you with showtunes
- i will force you to sing showtunes with me in the shower
- i’ll annoy you with all my showtunes
- you shouldn’t date me
My ability to care about things after my junior recital is equal to a sloth’s ability to sprint.
I have a great conn 88H trombone is excellent condition looking for a new home. Please leave me a message in my ask if you’re interested, and, if you can, reblog this so we can get the beauty to a new home!
did i mention my band is awesome??
when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”
actual straight white boy problems: when people reduce a group of people to a label for biased assholes to make abusive jokes out of
dam bro… chill…. drink a protein shake….
The hours of cleaning and rearranging later, my partner and crime and I are pooped.